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knock
knock
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, a cow says mooooo!
Knock knock jokes.
They are good for a laugh, a giggle, a snicker, a chuckle.
What are the best ones for us nature nerds? Ones about nature!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Shore.
Shore who?
Shore hope you like bad jokes!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tree.
Tree who?
It's tree-mendous to see you again.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Frog.
Frog who?
Frog-et about it!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Moose.
Moose who?
Moose you be so nosy?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
It's snow use - this joke will never
be funny.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get the door for me.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you asking so many questions for,
just open up!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lion.
Lion who?
Lion on your doorstep, open up!
Enough corny jokes for now!
Hope you enjoyed them!
A big thanks to We Are Teachers website, the source for all of
these jokes!
Illustrations - permission obtained via store policies and direct communications:
owl by PaintPixelCo (Etsy), moose by SandiaArtStudio (Etsy),
all other animals by CliptomaniaCreations (Etsy)
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